There is a pithy saying I’m fond of
The first 80% of a product features will be developed in 20% of the time
The last 20% of a product features will be developed in 80% of the time
I think this is truth of it. I’ve just noticed my blog is following the same rule
80% of my traffic comes from 20% of the posts.
20% of the traffic hits the remaining long tail of 80% of the posts
The bugger of it is, is that I have no idea if a blog post will be in the top 20% of the posts when I’m writing it. Conversely, I’ve a shrewd idea when I post, if is going to be in the bottom 80% of hyper unviewed posts. This post will definitely be in the stinky 80% pile. It’s all fairly immaterial though – most of my post are just for my own personal amusement anyway. And I’m easily amused.
Like all software developers, I like to think of myself as being irreplaceable. Clearly no-one on the entire planet combines my depth of technical knowledge, my amazing familiarly with the business domain and my legendary humility. I am truly a unique gift to any and all employers.
So I was particularly disappointed this week when I was replaced my this play-mobile figure at the family dinner table . I was out that evening so the daughter placed this unkempt looking plastic figure in my chair . She felt it was an adequate or even superior replacement. It’s uncertain whether my wife noticed the difference. Certainly the level of conversation was improved that evening.
So not as irreplaceable as I thought. I once replaced a colleague with a blow up sheep and sent him the photo. I thought it was very funny at the time – I realise now that it wasn’t as funny as I thought. I really hope my employer doesn’t realise how easily I can be replaced by a cheap child’s toy.
After 18 months in the planning I am formally issuing a HTTP 301 request for the Brown family – we are emigrating to Australia. Right now our life has been dismantled and put in a 20 foot shipping container – I’m surrounded by removal people, boxes and general chaos as I write. We fly out in two days and land in Brisbane on 10th August where we will reassemble the Brown life in sunnier climes.
I’m very excited / tired / sad / hopeful plus a number of other emotions that I don’t know the names of. But whatever happens it will be an adventure. I do know that you regret the things you don’t do; you don’t regret getting out there and giving things a go – a fair go.
So the 301 request has been sent. As Wikipedia (almost) says
The HTTP response status code 301 Moved Permanently is used for permanent software developer and family redirection
Wish us luck!!